221 Quotes by Bob Saget

I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

I think when you dissect a joke too much, you have ruined whatever there is in comedy.

I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet.

Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I'm going back to bed.

It's 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It's enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren't there that are alive.

I have the brain of a German Shepherd and the body of a 16-year-old boy; they’re both in my car and I want you to see them

What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone's ringing a lot more and I've got nine lines so when it doesn't ring, it's very frustrating.

I can't do it. I hurt too badly when I think about the folks hurt by the hurricane, or what the government isn't doing about it,

I can't go back now. I've done it. I've gone and done it.