221 Quotes by Bob Saget

There was one woman at a press junket before the film was released who was very upset over the things I said, ... And Penn and Paul basically had to say, 'You know Bob's not like that at all.'

I just did a play in New York which has been my best experience that Ive had for maybe ever. It was Paul Weitzs play called Privilege and I was in New York for three months.

It's not the feel-good movie of the year and it's not a woman's film, really. It's a guy's sense of humor, the 15-year-old boy behind the school yard kind of humor, ... Bad, wrong, dirty, ugly, wrong, heeheehee; that's what it is.

The film, as crazy as it is, is a love letter to comedians and comedy and all the different ways they improv around something,

Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.

The Comedy Store - all three rooms were filled with 800 people in the room. And during that time, all these guys and some women, but mostly guys who weren't funny were doing stand up for a living; they weren't accountants, they were making $30-$50 grand a year on the road, or more.

Concerned we're in a time where politicians can't even fake sincerity. Aren't they supposed to be good at that?

I can't do negative, needy, or narcissistic anymore. Oh wait, I can still do the last one, aw nuts.

Just went to a lovely Catholic wedding. I need a drink. They didn't even offer us water. Well they did, but it was Holy water.