221 Quotes by Bob Saget

They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?

Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.

Friend of mine just told me he used to be a bad alcoholic. I calmed him down. Told him he was a good alcoholic just a horrible drinker.

Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.

Aristotle said, Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. Isn't that a three-way?

If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.

The greatness of a man is only measured by his urologist.

Beautiful clear day in Beverly Hills. The sweet smell of Botox is in the air.

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward.