20 Quotes by Bob Thaves

Sure he was great, but don't forget that Ginger Rogers did everything [Fred Astaire] did, .. backwards and in high heels."From: Frank and Ernest by Bob Thaves, art by Bob Thaves.

I don't know if I can live on my income or not - the government won't let me try it.

It's not that Good doesn't triumph over Evil, it's that the point spread is too small.

A fool and his money are soon parted. It takes creative tax laws for the rest.

My mind wanders a lot, but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.

The Senate being tied is a start. Now, if only it could be gagged.

People used to live lives of quiet desperation - now they go on talk shows!

I like to get to work early. Before my brain knows what I'm up to.

When you come into the world you have nothing... when you leave you have nothing... and in between there's the IRS.