34 Quotes by Bobby Miller

Two facts of life: You take advantage of the system or it will take advantage of you. Two: Jesus is the perfect bait when fishing for suckers.

Even though the media has dubbed me America's most controversial writer, occasionally my words find an open mind and I end up with a new friend, and at least on that day, I win.

The word adult is misleading. It's a word used to describe one who is legally responsible for his or her actions. That's it. It doesn't in anyway confer or guarantee that a person, while gladly accepting the perks afforded adults, will accept any responsibility.

The status quo of a country will be sound when? its people believe that the end result of hypocrisy is more disastrous than that of true justice for all.

Science, yes, even astrology is better than religion. I mean, it's possible to see the planets, even go to them and touch them. To each his own, but moon dust gives me far more hope than Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or this Jesus Christ.

A prison made of steel and stone I can endure, and have endured, but never could I survive being locked away in one with walls made of fear and ghost for guards.

The U.S. should print on its money, "In Guns We Trust" and use pictures of aircraft carriers, F-16 and tanks instead of politicians. But that would undermine the very foundation that hypocrisy stands on.

A lot of these Jesus women are neglected. They're red hot, and God bless them, they're some of the kinkiest beavers on the planet.

Democrats are the shoplifters of politics while the Republicans are seasoned professional bank robbers.