78 Quotes by Brad Garrett

It’s all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.

It’s fun to play people who are flawed.

I would probably be a teacher if I weren’t a comedian.

There’s a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.

I think we love watching people that are flawed because we’re all flawed.

I believe it’s a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.

I think I’m better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I’m easily bored and the schedule of a television show, it just keeps you going.

But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it’s not funny. There’s no conflict.

Humor is healing.