27 Quotes by Brad McKinniss

Never. I promise you this: they will stay together. They will be safe. My children will be accompanying them to the same home.

Does it kill them? I don't want to be killing Americans whatsoever, Jeffrey.

Does nothing new ever happen in this fucking country?

I should have been the King of Earth, or at least that's what my memory tells me...

They know how to eat, shit, drive their cars, do menial work, watch television and produce equally stupid spawns of themselves; what the hell are they doing to help mankind?

What a great man. There aren't very many of them left. I can't wait to see his other policies. Hope he's the next Teddy Roosevelt!

Few men want to achieve greatness for humanity, thought Jeffrey. What better person is there to work for?

You haven't created a new body for me. I'm electricity, or light, or whatever bullshit you said I am. Just some complicated programming.

If you won't get your hands dirty, Doctor, we'll have to force you to get them dirty.