1,392 Quotes by Brandon Sanderson

"I doubt any dragon ever had it so good anyway."

"I could not become a dragon. I am an utter and complete failure."

"Oh, Wax has always been solemn, but when he's at his best, there's a smirk underneath."

"Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky."Wayne: "It is lucky. I ain't never died while wearing that hat." Marasi frowned. "I ... I'm not sure I know how to respond."Wax: "That's a common reaction to Wayne."

"It's like I often say..." "Greet every morning with a smile. That way it won't know what you're planning to do to it?""No, not that one.""Until you know it ain't true, treat every woman like she has an older brother what is stronger than you are?""No, not...Wait, I said that?""Yes," Wax said, turning back to his notes. "It was a very chivalrous moment for you." "Rusts. I should really write these things down."

"Hey. You heard what Rock said. I know how you feel. We can help you shoulder this""Do you really?" Rlain said. "Do you actually know how I feel, Kaladin Stormblessed? Or is that simply a thing that men say?""I guess it's a thing men say," Kaladin admitted, then pulled over an upside-down bucket for himself. "Can you tell me how it feels?"

"Oh, I’m not objecting, I’d let a confused dishwasher marry us."

"Oh, I’m not objecting,” Navani said. “I’d let a confused dishwasher marry us."

"Surround yourself with people too afraid to speak, and you left yourself to only your own ideas. That could be disastrous. It was important to have men who would question you and see flaws in your plans, so long as you could control them. It was all about control."

"Ideas are never original," Kelsier said. "Only one thing is.""And what is that?"Style," Kelsier said.Then he punched Ruin across the face."