1,392 Quotes by Brandon Sanderson

Have you ever been beaten by a master who knows that no matter how hard he hits, you won’t die? All he has to do is get you a new set of bones, and you’ll be ready to serve again the next day. We are the ultimate servant — you can beat us to death in the morning, then have us serve you dinner that night. All the sadism, none of the cost.

Run!" Tia yelled.Like I needed to be told.

She stuck her tongue out at him. A totally rational and reasonable way to fight a demigod.

That was one attribute in a man that Zane respected above all others. Especially since he had trouble displaying it himself.

Ruthlessness is the most practical of emotions, Reen's voice whispered. She ignored it.

Gotta grow up sometime, right? I’ve found that … well, a man wantin’ something don’t make it true, you know?

I have no choice." Really? Didn't you tell me you spent a thousand years following the instructions of a rock? "More than seven years, sword-nimi. And I didn't follow the rock, but the words of the one who held it. I..."... Had no choice?But it had always been nothing more than a rock.

All right, M-Bot," I said. "We have a problem. We might need to hijack that entire carrier ship.""Excellent," M-Bot said. "Would you like your corpse cremated or ejected into space?

He was a man. Just a man. Yet, you always knew he'd succeed. He made you be what he wanted you to be.