115 Quotes by Brendan Behan

I am a daylight atheist.

You made one mistake. You married me.

There's no bad publicity except an obituary.

I think weddings are sadder than funerals, because they remind you of your own wedding. You can't be reminded of your own funeral because it hasn't happened. But weddings always make me cry.

Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?

I wish I'd been a mixed infant.

When two men fight over a woman it's the fight they want, not the woman.

In a society which really supported marriage the wife would be encouraged to go to the office and make love to her husband on the company's time and with its blessing.

Whatever you hold in contempt is your jailer.