335 Quotes by Bret Easton Ellis

Scientists peered into data and concluded that we should all be worried.-Lunar planet

Haven't we outgrown all this tired irony? Weren't we supposed to give up acting twenty-two forever?

It was always the A booth. It was always the front seat of the roller coaster. It was never “Let’s not get the bottle of Cristal.

It was clear that this had not been my best term; it was clear that I was losing it.

..and she follows you to the light at the door and says..."Hello"... and never has a second hurt and ruptured, blistered so harshly because the music's too loud and you can't hear, don't even notice, and you take her hand instead and you are both leaving.

No, not handsome, just vaguely Long Islandish.

Bigfoot was interviewed on The Patty Winters Show this morning and to my shock I found him surprisingly articulate and charming.

There’s no use in denying it: this has been a bad week. I’ve started drinking my own urine.

About a week ago I was sitting in L.A.'s chicest nightclub with a few friends and the DJ was playing Yaz and Bowie and the videos were on and I was on my third gin and tonic and I realized that no matter where I am it's always the same. Camden, New York, L.A., Palm Springs - it really doesn't seem to matter. Maybe this should be disturbing but it's really not. I find it kind of comforting.