29 Quotes by Bret McKenzie

When you think of famous New Zealanders, there aren't many.

I'm easy to get along with, and intolerant.

I definitely miss New Zealand. Mainly friends and family.

I was genuinely starstruck when I met Kermit the Frog. Like many stars here tonight, he's a lot shorter in real life.

You've got to try and do your best, and the failure is what's funny. But you can't be aware of the failure, you've just got to keep trying to do your best.

At the end of your life, you're lucky if you die.

There are a lot of good shows that don't get picked up. Like that Ben Stiller pilot, Heat Vision And Jack? That would have been a great show, but somehow it slipped by.

I don't know, man. Look at me. I've changed. I've grown up. I've got a job, got a career ... I drink coffee now.

You’ve got to try and do your best, and the failure is what’s funny. But you can’t be aware of the failure, you’ve just got to keep trying to do your best.