29 Quotes by Bret McKenzie

When you think of famous New Zealanders, there aren’t many.

At the end of your life, you’re lucky if you die.

I was genuinely starstruck when I met Kermit the Frog. Like many stars here tonight, he’s a lot shorter in real life.

I’m easy to get along with, and intolerant.

Music-wise, I listen to everything. Leonard Cohen, Randy Newman – I guess I like a lot of ’70s music.

Now it looks like I’ll be known as the musical comedy guy. Which is good news for me. Or I’ll be known as the New Zealand idiot.

It’s easy to struggle in New York. I think New York is a bit expensive.

My acting’s very understated. I think my sad and happy don’t play that differently onscreen.

There are a lot of good shows that don’t get picked up. Like that Ben Stiller pilot, Heat Vision And Jack? That would have been a great show, but somehow it slipped by.