70 Quotes by Brett Gelman

The world is pretty messed up.

I don't hate oatmeal raisin, but it is the worst cookie. Profoundly disappointing.

I honestly don't see how anyone can view the GOP and the Right as anything but evil.

I'm Jewish, so it's like I'm not totally white. I'm, like, gray.

I've always been an actor, even when I was doing improv and my own version of stand up.

It's actually just as cool to be on television as to be in a movie, and nobody's ashamed of this back and forth.

Every white liberal straight man needs to take action and work at unifying all peoples of our sides and stop making women and people of color and the LGBT community fight it out themselves and just pat them on the back. We have to take active roles in supporting them, defending them, and hiring them.

I'm all for free speech, and I don't need my viewpoint to be the only viewpoint.

I've definitely seen people get angry or really uncomfortable with stuff I've made in the past. And my stand-up, if you could call what I do stand-up, is quite aggressive, too.