66 Quotes by Brett Goldstein

Will Bridges, who is the co-creator with me, when we were working on 'SuperBob,' we were just talking about how we like to write about relationships. And we were talking about what love is. We were in very different stages; he was married and was about to have his first child, and I was kind of dating the wrong people.

If you write a script that people like, then people will do it.

I'll always do stand-up.

The greatest thing about stand-up is that it is the opposite of making a film.

I would rate my TV football skills as an amazing achievement by the editors.

But I think the upside is hopefully people are slightly scared of Roy Kent.

There are ways of swearing that express all of your love and emotions.

Most love stories that we see on screen end at them getting together. It's the will they or won't they, and then they do and then we end.

I wanted to be a stuntman first, and I used to pretend to be Indiana Jones and jump off roofs and slide under garage doors. I was 29 at the time.