160 Quotes by Brian Andreas

I'm not sure if there's one right place I'm supposed to be, he said, but I know a couple of wrong places I'd give a second try in a heartbeat.

Your job is to focus on my personal happiness, she said, & I've got big plans, so break time is over.

A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.

What could go wrong? I said & she shook her head. I thought you had more imagination than that, she said.—Fertile Imagination

I don't think of it as avoiding, he said. I think of it as another opportunity to practice ignoring things that bug me.—Steady Practice

I had a lot of dreams last night that meant something, but today I'm back to my waking life & nothing makes sense like usual.—Usual Sense

What makes you an adult? he said & I said it's mainly a height requirement & the willingness to keep quiet when people say stupid things.—Adult Club

These are bowls filled with some kind of black goop. My friend says it's the blood from the slaughterhouse but why would they leave it where innocent people could step in it? is what I said & he said that's the way meateaters think.

I always thought there'd be enough time for everything & just today I figured out that's true as long as I don't expect to be alive for it.—Time for Everything