28 Quotes by Brian Clevinger

There is a God! And his name be Awesome, the Mighty.

I should imagine that space-time as we now know it will hold no meaning for me at that stage of evolution. I'll be a chick magnet.

... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.

Ooh, I know! You took a course of action so circumlocutious that it would've been faster AND easier for all parties if you just killed yourself?

Your words are fire giants besieging the Asgard of my mind.

Every day with you is an adventure I never wanted. Like swimming naked through shards of glass.

Is this going anywhere? I have some important "Not being in the same room as you" to get done.

The only way I could care less about what you're talking about is if you keep talking.

In the arena of logic, I fight unarmed.