271 Quotes by Brian K. Vaughan

Every culture in the universe has a very different opinion about exactly when life begins. But we’re all pretty much in agreement on when it’s over.

Younger writers are always looking for “blurbs,” one of the few words that sounds exactly as awful as the crime it’s describing.

Dude, your husband is gonna die!

Yeah, that’s right. Flee in terror, bitches!

After ten years of toiling away in Hollywood, I realized that there’s no better place for new ideas than comics.

If there’s an opposite of a honeymoon, it’s the week after a couple’s first child is born.

Sorry, ladies. I guess that’s our cue. We like to storm into town, inflict maximum damage, and then disappear... like a KISS concert.

But nothing warps time quite like childhood.

Granny used to describing giving your life as “ultimate sacrifice”, but I don’t know about that. Dying is definitely the LAST sacrifice you can make, but sometimes, it’s your first one that sets the tone for everything that follows.