63 Quotes by Brian Posehn

I have tried to be more relatable, but I won't be relatable to everybody.

I just felt like I'd rather listen to even the worst metal song more than most current pop music.

I think too much during my day-to-day life; I'm the guy who worries about everything.

I tried playing the drums, and I could play 'Boys Don't Cry' by The Cure.

I try to hit all the places Guy Fieri visits in every city I go to. It's, like, something a 60-year-old would do.

I wanted to be a vet before I got into comedy, but then once I found out how much gore goes into that job, I wanted nothing to do with it.

I'm not that smart, and I don't read things.

I've always been really good at staying busy. Even while I'm working, I'm looking at what the next thing is.

I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.'