102 Quotes by Bruce Forsyth

I’m the leader of the pack, which makes me such a lucky Jack, for openers, here’s a pair of cuties, here’s my darling dealing beauties.

The secret to a happy marriage is if you can be at peace with someone within four walls, if you are content because the one you love is near to you, either upstairs or downstairs, or in the same room, and you feel that warmth that you don’t find very often, then that is what love is all about.

It gets harder every day to get out of bed. I don’t feel like it loads of the time. It is only my exercise routine which wakes me up.

I hate the term ‘arm candy.’ But, look, a woman’s figure is a beautiful thing, and if she has shapely legs, then she should show them off, because men love to see that. Not just heterosexual men – gay men like to see a woman in her beauty and the shape of her.

There are enough tears in any child’s life; we certainly don’t need to add to them in the name of entertainment.

All kids love to get dirty, but if I wandered into the garage, my father would say: ‘Son, you’re not going to have filthy hands like mine. You’re going into show business.’

If I couldn’t move, I don’t know what I would do. That would be terrifying for me; I don’t know how I’d cope with that.

It’s frightening, the way life speeds up. When you’re at school, time can’t go fast enough.

Lots of people come up to me and call me Sir Bruce now. Interviewers call me Sir with every question, but I never make a point of making people call me Sir. It doesn’t matter to me, though; it was a great honour to be knighted. I’m very proud of it.