21 Quotes by Bruce Jenvey

Dear, Mr. Ajax…don’t ye know…the fires of Hell are stoked by righteous lawyers! Tis a fact it is. All that hot air… How’d ya think they get that Brimstone so hot?”--Old Tom Goodling from Angela's Coven

No, they’re just black vinyl. Probably somebody else’s record that didn’t sell for shit and they got stuck with a bunch of leftovers. They hit it with some spray paint and stick a commemorative label on it and you’ve got your ‘Official Gold Record.’ Kind of ironic though, isn’t it…marking your success with someone else’s failure.”--Reggie Sinclair from Angela's Coven

Let me get this straight: You want to poison me nearly to death, put me out to the side of the road and then set me on fire, right?""...It sounded a lot better when we were out in the mushroom patch.""Those must have been SOME mushrooms!"--Reggie Sinclair and The Witches in Training from Angela's Coven.

You've weaponized mums... and you've made so MANY of them!" --Reggie Sinclair from Angela's Coven.

What the hell are you doing here?” Ajax asked.“Might ask you the same thing, ‘cept the hell part would be a lot more relevant.” --Vernon Kraft from The Ragtime Coven (coming soon!)

What are a few false promises among friends, angel?” “They’re the difference between you and me … that’s what they are.” --Vernon Kraft meets Ajax in The Ragtime Coven, coming soon!

It’s an invention of mine… I call it… Shag Carpet. Women will LOVE it. At first, anyway… And then they’ll be STUCK with it! But I’m saving that for the ‘70s.”--Lucifer from Angela’s Coven

I actually cook and eat real food, too.No roast Hansel, no grilled Gretel…I promise.”--Angela from Angela's Coven #covenbooks

Without the brandy, it’s just… crumbled up tes leaves floatin’ in warmwater… and what fun would that be?”--Aunt Maddy from Angela's Coven #covenbooks