150 Quotes by Bruce Willis

"I had no idea Canada could be so much fun."

"There is nothing better than strolling down the beach the way God made you."

"Look, lady I only speak two languages: English and Bad English!"

"Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears."

"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

"I watch 2001: A Space Odyssey every time it's on. I made the kids watch it every time, too and now they just love watching it. Stanley Kubrick's great. And Blade Runner is one of my top three science fiction films. A lot of it has come true."

"Frankly, reviews aremostly for peoplewho still read.Like most of the written word, it isgoing the way of the dinosaur."

"I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party"

"Ben Affleck (who plays A.J. Frost) and I got to actually go into the neutral buoyancy tank in actual $10 million spacesuits the astronauts wear in outer space, and that was pretty interesting"

"All actors have to make the words fit in their mouths, and make the words the words fit to how you say it and how you make it life-like and make it look like what you're saying is just conversation that you're just thinking off the top of your head. That process is not quite improvisation."