28 Quotes by Bryan Callen

I'm always driven to keep doing something different and better.

Being in quite a few movies... there's always things that are changing about a film.

Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.

I don't know much, but I like talking to people who know a lot more than I do.

One of the beautiful things about podcasting is that I'm not beholding to some public entity.

If you're the Rolling Stones, you can sing 'Start Me Up' for 35 years, and people still cheer.

Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.

My dad's idea of punishment was to dress me up in all green to disguise me as grass, and then throw me in the pasture. Cows bit me all over.

You go into an audition, you're either the one or you're not, and if you're not, you go home. And I kind of like that. If you're really good, and you're the best guy in the room that day, you get the job.