28 Quotes by Bryan Callen

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

My parents were really nice to me.

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I’d rather have one horsepower – in a horse. That’s macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

I guess I am attracted to older women. I’m looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She’s going to be fun!

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I’m okay with that.

I celebrate masculinity when I’m onstage.

As an actor, you’re never busy enough.