39 Quotes by Buddy Hackett

A comic, you have to be looking down at him. My favorite rooms, the audience is above the stage, stadium-style.

I found out that if you made people laugh, they like you. Most people got to like me because I made them laugh. When they didn't, I hit them.

Why should I be angry at someone when they are out dancing?

If it's dirty, it's not funny, but if it's funny, it's not dirty.

The menu of my mother consisted of only two choices: Leave it or take it

My wife said to me, "I want to be cremated." I said, "How about Tuesday?"

Your financial cost can best be figured out when you realize that if you were to devote the same time and energy to business instead of gold, you would be a millionaire in approximately six weeks.

Don't carry a grudge. While you're carrying the grudge, the other guys's out there dancing.

Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, you would never see a bad show.