41 Quotes by Buddy Wakefield


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    I would fall in love with you if you would beat these people out of me.

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    You can call me an angry ghost when I’m gone, or laugh into my disposition. But my mom will still see me as her wide-eyed wanderer out behind the garage inventing ways to fend off dog attacks that will probably never happen.

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    Stop congregating in the valley just because an echo sounds good when it agrees with itself.

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    I’m ready to kill something. I’ll probably only get as far as my brain cells, but I am going to kill them.

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    The best songs are the ones about Georgia, even though I’ve never been there. It’s the only place I still believe in Jesus.

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    Everybody knows that smiling is for little girls, the gays and certain kinds of fish who are smiling by accident.

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    You’re a free-standing landing pad held together by choir claps.

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