56 Quotes by Bum Phillips

The harder we played, the behinder we got.

An expert is an ordinary fella away from home.

I never scrimmage Oilers against Oilers...What for? Houston isn't on our schedule.

Yep. And I noticed how slowly he went down each time, too. (When asked if he noticed how slowly Earl Campbell got up after each play.)

The trouble with most coaches is that they start with the assumption that everybody is a turd. And that ain't right.

I always thought I could coach. I just thought people were poor judges of good coaches.

I done drew the line. Just like the Alamo. You're either on one side of the line or the other. I don't want to ever leave Texas again.

I thought I did until I looked at some old game films. (When asked if he played college football)

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me.