18 Quotes by C.L. Scholey

A fast bout of flatulence and diarrhea was a simple way of showing him he wasn’t omnipotent. But he was about to be potent in a minute.

Experiencing an actual delivery gave Zane more respect for the female population. Watching a head push its way through a small opening that stretched to accommodate was enlightening.

Teach me so I will know and won’t hurt you. Teach me how to touch you. Your body is so soft and fragile and so compelling. It has neat little holes and colors and interesting things to touch.

The human threw back her head and belted out a battle cry that might have scared a two-year-old Zargonnii male – maybe – no not really.

A reminder that even seconds counted when it came to loved ones.

How odd it must be for humans, sequestered away, all alone in their small area of the universe. A spoiled only child. A lonely existence. Poor creatures.

He couldn’t begin to describe her look; it was a cross between bewilderment, excitement, and maybe bad constipation.

Her eyes widened in stunned surprise. “Dumb ass.” Excitement filled him, she must be very impressed with him. He struggled with her words for a second. “I will be your dumb – ass – moron protector.” Surely that must make her feel better.

Only an evil psycho villain would think chocolate gross. Never speak to me again.