124 Quotes by C.M. Punk

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

I don’t like having debts. I don’t like buying anything that I can’t buy in cash.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

Different people are afforded different opportunities. I’ve been given some awesome opportunities, and I feel that I’ve always knocked them out of the park. But I’ve always been scaled back after that.

I had a Chicago Street Fight a couple of years back in Ring of Honor that was really bloody and really violent. That is probably the closest thing to the Extreme Elimination Chamber I can think of.

I’m a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren’t a part of who I am.

Sir! Sir! I’m afraid your music is just too loud!

What you’ve lost sight of is what you are, and what you are is what you hate. You’re the 10-time WWE Champion! You’re the man! You, like the Red Sox, like Boston, are no longer the underdog! You’re a dynasty. You are what you hate. You have become the New York Yankees!

See, Josh, that’s what you do when someone slaps you in the face. So the next time it happens to you, try to retaliate.