32 Quotes by C.T. Phipps

The only reason people aren't all dragging vampires out into the sun or dousing us with gasoline like your group wants to do is because of a concentrated hundred-and-ten-year plan to make us palatable to mankind. From Bram Stoker to that Meyer woman, we have been subtly brainwashing humanity into believing our race could live in peace with yours.

I suppose he could be the mole,” Shannon said. “What with his being completely insane and all.

What IS it about this town? I never thought I’d long for the good old days of Nazi robots and dragons.

A spouse was the absolute best thing a supervillain could have. It was the superheroes who struck me as the perpetual bachelors. I mean, come on, the whole ‘it’s not you, it’s my enemies’ thing is so they can stay single and get sex from the people they rescue. I have it on good authority the Silver Lightning uses it all the time to pick up guys. Admittedly, the good authority was my brother’s old gang but if you couldn’t trust them then who could you trust?

If you can’t be with the side you want, work to fix the side you’re with.

I don't have enough scruples to start violating the few I do.

To be a supervillain is to be free to do anything you want when you want it because you say so.

Supervillainy seemed like the sort of thing you needed to be upfront with your spouse about.

You will live to fail me many more times, I hope.