420 Quotes by Caitlin Moran

As a former ballerina, I can't put down Maggie Shipstead's new book, Astonish Me.

Twitter means all my friends are in my computer. All my ideas are in my computer. I can do whatever I want in there; I'm kind of... bionic.

It's like if every single male artist dressed up as farmers. In every video they were on a farm. Whether it was Jason Derulo or Oasis, they're always on a tractor, they're always surrounded by sheep and always in boots. And all the songs are about enjoying farming, and this is all you've had for 10 years - you'd think you were going mad.

We think of feminism as an academic subject, but it's not. If you think feminism is academic, you think there's a right or wrong.

The word 'spinster' tells you everything you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry.

Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.

I've learnt that you tend most to make a div of yourself when you're trying to cover up the fact that you don't know what you're doing. And that simply saying 'I don't know what I'm doing' is a massive relief.

It's always sunny above the clouds. Always. Every day on earth - every day I have ever had - was secretly sunny, after all.

Telly never has any smart, amusing intellectuals living on a council estate.