420 Quotes by Caitlin Moran

All my life, I’ve thought that if I couldn’t say anything boys found interesting, I might as well shut up. But now I realize there was that whole other, invisible half of the world – girls – that I could speak to instead. A whole other half equally silent and frustrated, just waiting to be given the smallest starting signal – the tiniest starter culture – and they would explode into words, and song, and action, and relieved, euphoric cries of “Me too! I feel this too!

Friends, we live in a caffeine world. We think in a caffeine way and we live caffeine lives.

In 2010, Iceland – with a lesbian prime minister and a parliament that is 50 percent female – became the first country in the world to outlaw strip clubs for feminist, rather than religious, reasons. “I.

I like a little bit of revolution. I think it’s a very good hobby for a young woman. Better than squash.

In that instance, my body had decided that this baby was not to be and had ended it. This time, it is my mind that has decided that this baby was not to be. I don’t believe one’s decision is more valid than the other. They both know me. They are both equally capable of deciding what is right.

Choose your friends because you feel most like yourself around them, because the jokes are easy and you feel like you’re in your best outfit when you’re with them, even though you’re just in a t-shirt.

I’m very into the idea of sorting things out through superior paperwork. This is my favorite transformatory power.

I have no idea what cunnilingus is – certainly no one I’ve met in Wolverhampton can afford it.

Every woman who chooses – joyfully, thoughtfully, calmly, of their own free will and desire – not to have a child does womankind a massive favour in the long term. We need more women who are allowed to prove their worth as people; rather than being assessed merely for their potential to create new people. After all, half those new people we go on to create are also women – presumably themselves to be judged, in their futures, for not making new people. And so it will go on and on...