162 Quotes by Calvin Trillin

I've written three books you could think of as memoirs.

Perhaps we've time to have a look at the Number Thirty-One bus queue before we turn in.

Math was always my bad subject. I couldn't convince my teachers that many of my answers were meant ironically.

Taking pleasure in the dark side may be some sort of occupational hazard for reporters.

Kerr's Three Rules for a Successful College: Have plenty of football for the alumni, sex for the students, and parking for the faculty. If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers?

The Banh Mi sandwich is really the only good argument for colonialism.

I don't care where I sit, as long as I get fed.

Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?