305 Quotes by Candace Bushnell

I don't like to think of myself as a 'virgin'. I prefer to think of myself as 'sexually incomplete'. You know. Like I haven't finished the course yet.

If a man doesn’t ask you to marry him -- or at least live with him -- after two years, he never will. It means he’s only interested in having a good time.

Have I become the girl who waits by the phone, hoping it will ring, who asks a friend to dial her number to make sure the phone is working?

I’ve never understood sexy lingerie. I mean, what’s the point? The guy’s only going to take it off.

Don’t you think it’s weird when someone has photographs of themselves all over the place? It’s like they’re trying to prove they exist.

Maybe you can’t have it both ways. His life and your life. How do you put two lives together, anyway?

Sex. It’s the biggest sham of all. I mean, your whole life, all you ever hear is how you’re supposed to save yourself for marriage. And how it’s so special. And then you finally do it. And you’re like, that’s it? This is what everyone’s been raving about?

Lots of famous people are late bloomers. My father says it’s an advantage to be a late bloomer. Because when good things start happening, you’re ready for it.

I’m a realist. Just because you had sex once doesn’t mean you have to fall in love.