20 Quotes by Caprice Crane

You need a little bit of the crazy to keep things fun.

Believing there’s no such thing as luck is very unlucky. Like, the worst. Beyond stealing someone’s lucky four-leaf clover.

People often say that writing is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. This is nonsense, of course. It’s pretty much one hundred percent caffeine.

Don’t sit back and be a bystander of your own life.

If you have a good date, it’s nice to text them afterward to say “thanks.” But if they were totally lame, it’s fun to text “unsubscribe.”

When a girl says, ‘I can’t believe I’m doing this!’ just know that she had it planned from the minute she shaved.

People make changes in their life, and they blend and assimilate. They find a way to make it work. That’s where I’ve always taken the wrong turn. By not taking a turn at all.

All of my most significant moments somehow involved music. It’s like my life was a John Hughes film and somebody had to put together the perfect soundtrack.

Picture the person who intimidates you most. Now picture them crouched like a dog, pooping on the sidewalk, looking up at you, all vulnerable. We all poop. Maybe not on the sidewalk, but nobody is better than you and don’t let them think they are for a minute.