17 Quotes by Captain Jack Sparrow


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    Lord Cutler Beckett: [Jack is about to light a cannon that's pointed at the mast] You're mad.Jack Sparrow: Thank goodness for that, 'cause if I wasn't this would probably never work.[fires the cannon, which catapults him onto his ship, landing safely on his feet behind his crew]Jack Sparrow: And that was without even a single drop of rum.

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    Mr. Gibbs: Curse you for breathin' ya slack-jawed idiot. Mother's love. Jack. You should know better than to wake a man when he's sleepin'. Its bad luck.Jack Sparrow: Fortunately, I know how to counter it; the man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink; the man who was sleeping drinks it while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.Mr. Gibbs: Aye, that'll about do it.

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    Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone? [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.

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    Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.Jack Sparrow: Not so easy, is it?

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