85 Quotes by Carl Reiner

Going through war and living is a very important process. You realize how vulnerable you are and how lucky you are to be in the right place at the right time. As a matter of fact, I have a history of luck.

There's nothing more satisfying than having an idea and seeing it through to find out that, not only did you like it, but the audience and critics all seemed to agree.

I know Samantha Bee, and I know she's not a racist or anything.

I wrote three books about growing up in the Bronx.

People ask me where I get my vitality, and to tell you the truth, I don't have a clue.

Anybody who tells a very big lie is paid attention to. If you say, 'Shakespeare could not write. He was illiterate,' everybody says, 'Well, what do you know that we don't?' That's what Trump does all the time.

I need to see a woman president in my lifetime. Or the first Jewish president.

You can get the best out of people if they're happy and not worried or not frightened that they're going to make a mistake.

I've seen the invention of television and performed on television even before my family owned one.