182 Quotes by Carlos Mencia

I choose to live in a positive world and a positive presence.

What I do is that I really, really try hard to make sure the things that I do comes from a pure place in my heart and my intent is a pure one.

I like to look in the crevices of things, the nooks and the crannies. I like to see the things other people don't see, don't want to look at.

When the comedy community turned on me, I had a lot of reflecting to do.

Shows I've done in war zones are the greatest. The first time I was in Iraq, I kid you not, I felt so uncomfortable having the troops say, 'Thank you.' It's so deep and heartfelt.

Ten comics can say the same joke, and I'm the one who gets called a thief.

I'm a teacher and a philosopher by nature... In the end, I'm trying to teach people to live a better life. And if I can do that on top of entertain, then I leave the world a better place.

Acting is reacting. That's when acting is great - when you say something, somebody said something, they make a face, they pose, they use something physical, then you react to that, then they react to you.

On stage, I'm really, really tall. I'm five-foot-9, but on stage, I'm, like, six-foot-5.