182 Quotes by Carlos Mencia

I have been recording every single one of my shows since 1994. Every single joke I've ever done is on a hard drive. I can tell you when I wrote every joke I wrote. I can tell you the first time I said it, when I made it different, when I made it better.

When I was younger, I was angry. I was boisterous and loud. I was on top of the mountain, screaming at everybody, 'Look at me!' Now I'm more of a Taoist.

At the end of the day, my career is not going to be judged by one or two or three moments in time. It'll be judged by the longevity of it.

When you have a TV show, and you're selling out 10,000 seats or whatever the hell it is, it's not that it becomes easy. It's just that's what your life is like.

One of the better moments in life is when you get your own car.

When somebody says that a comic steals jokes, it's the ultimate betrayal of comedy.

I am an extremist.

I believe that my part to play in this world is stand-up.

I am a sponge. I don't write things down.