182 Quotes by Carlos Mencia

All this stuff that went down, the joke-stealing accusations, me not wanting to do 'Mind of Mencia' anymore. All these things made me look inside myself.

Well, the hard part about doing auditions is that the person reading you the lines, they're not really into it. They're just going, 'Oh really, so why do you think that?' And they're just looking at a piece of paper.

I get really nervous at auditions. I know how to make people laugh, but auditions just really make me nervous.

People that love me, love me. But the people that hate me really hate me.

I don't do anything out of negativity anymore.

When I tell a joke, I immediately know whether it's funny or not.

The beauty of not growing up middle class is that you don't think like the middle class. You don't have anything to protect, you know what I mean?

My favorite place is Maui. It's almost perfect there - the people, the weather, just everything. No matter how busy you are, when you get to Maui, you chill and relax.

I grew up being very patriotic. My parents really love this country. A big part of what they love is freedom of speech... I'm fearless because aren't we supposed to be able to speak our mind?