182 Quotes by Carlos Mencia

The cool thing about going to Vegas is that it's kind of like visiting a bunch of cities all at one time. All the shows and great restaurants leave you with a lot of options.

Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he wants, but I'm telling you as soon as a guy like that does a black joke or something - 'How dare you!' I totally think it's unfair.

I can't imagine how unbelievable it would be to go to the Great Barrier Reef.

I'm like most people in America. I'm conservative on some things, and I'm liberal on other things.

I was born in Honduras, and everything there is really chill, and people don't worry about having to get something overnighted by FedEx. Maui has that same sort of vibe, but everyone speaks English.

I had one guy say, 'I watched your show and didn't agree with what you said.' And I'm like, 'It's a joke. How could you not agree? I can understand you saying it's not funny.' But it's like my going onstage and doing a knock-knock and somebody going, 'I disagree. There's no door here.'

It's not hard to lose weight.

I was only 20, 21. I was basically going to college to get me out of the ghetto. A friend suggested I try stand-up.

I don't want to go on stage with anger. And that's why I worked so hard to look within and change myself and evolve.