182 Quotes by Carlos Mencia

Do not encourage my behaviour.

I'm not white, I don't apologize for what my country did to become great

The problem with the world is there's too many stupid people and nobody to eat them.

If you aren't laughing, you aren't living!

The essence of what makes life beautiful is the fact that it can go away.

In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you're a Mexican. In Florida, you're a Cuban. In New York, you're a Puerto Rican. And I come here and I find out I'm an Eskimo.

I have little compassion for people in trailer parks who refuse to move after getting tornado warnings. How hard is it for them to relocate? Their houses have wheels.

When white people eat potato chips, they're called white people. When black people eat potato chips, they're called niggas.

Why did the 14-year old Mexican girl end up pregnant? Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.