238 Quotes by Caroline Kepnes

If you don’t start with crazy, crazy love, the kind of love that Van Morrison sings about, then you don’t have a shot to go the distance. Love’s a marathon, Danny, not a sprint.

The world stops and your eyes gloss over. The Benjis of the world don’t understand what you want, someone to make you pancakes. You don’t care about money. You don’t want to be spanked. You want love. Your father had a red ladle and now I have a red ladle and I will make you the pancakes you want so badly, the pancakes you haven’t tasted since he died. Your mouth waters and you submit, softly. “Okay, Joe.

My serotonin surges and Jeff Bezos is a rich man because he knows how much we all just love to get a present, even if it’s a present we bought for ourselves.

He doesn’t hate me. He hates himself. If people could handle their self-loathing, customer service would be smoother.

Who can sleep with you in the world?

Eye contact is what keeps us civilized.

I wish there were a way for me to ask about a red ladle but it’s not a normal question.

You are a woman and I am a man and we belong in the dark together.

I know all about mirroring, Beck. One of the best ways to get someone to trust you is to focus on what you have in common.