238 Quotes by Caroline Kepnes

I love you because onions are more complicated than cherries. I’m doomed. I.

We’re like, do whatever. Chill out. Be gay. Be straight. I mean, what is the big deal? We’re all gonna die anyway, you know? Who wants to spend their precious life hating?

The only thing crueler than a cage so small that a bird can’t fly is a cage so large that a bird thinks it can fly. Only a monster would lock a bird in here and call himself an animal lover.

It’s not romantic and it’s a daylight date but I understand that your attraction to me is so intense that you need to keep a safe distance.

And what did you say?” “I said I think that all children do better with happy parents than married parents.

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.” “Frank Lloyd Wright said that.

He snorts more cocaine, I could pull over and roll him out the door, but he’s on so much blow right now that he would probably just turn into a roadrunner, catch up to me, and jump back in.

There’s emptiness in him that can never be filled, emptiness that dresses up well at prep school, where a lack of willpower is called creativity.

A poet is different. A poet transforms the world with Such small hands.