238 Quotes by Caroline Kepnes

Rejection is a dish best served in a paper envelope because then at least you can tear it up or burn it.

There is no such thing as a one-night stand. Sometimes, what you do for one night destroys your future.

Well, sometimes you just want to go where it’s dark, you know?

It’s all so un-Victorian.

Most people die old, full of pain and regret. Or young and full of drugs and self-indulgence – or sheer bad luck.

And you’re not the standard insecure nymph hunting for Faulkner you’ll never finish, never start; Faulkner that will harden and calcify, if books could calcify, on your nightstand; Faulkner meant only to convince one-night stands that you mean it when you swear you never do this kind of thing.

It’s not the past if it’s not finished.

You gotta ignore people until they get in line.

I own every book Stephen King has ever written.” “That’s great. That’s something to be proud of.” But did you read them, fuckface?