238 Quotes by Caroline Kepnes

Captain Dave is a salt-and-pepper guy who looks older than forty-six. He doesn't have kids of his own. Some people are born to be uncles and Captain Dave is that kind of people. He's also a recovering alcoholic who's obsessed with what everyone else is drinking at all times. Life is hard for some people.

This is why people like writing. You visit old friends without having to go on Facebook and see what they're up to and deal with what idiots call FOMO. You make them into what you want them to be, the people they could be if only they were braver, smarter.

Are you fucking kidding me, you lying thieving hairy-legged beast?

Amy is a Sharpie; she's passionate.

. . . a nightmarish thing that frightens Love, haunting her, weighing her down, the thing that she's supposed to love, the way the world initially instructs children to love clowns even though we all know deep down that they're creepy, old, puffy men in masks leering at children.

This is why America loves Stephen King so much; he keeps us on the edge of our seats until it hurts.

The internet has eliminated so much wonder and romance.

She wasted my heart, my time.

But hate suits you, inspires you, You rage