238 Quotes by Caroline Kepnes

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    I like that. Every time. Instead of ‘anytime.’ It’s pointed.” “Well, I mean it.

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    But I can’t stand the way you make me feel so good, like, better than I ever felt, and then you tear it all away, like deep down, you don’t want me to be happy.

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    You did all those awful things, but you also fell in love with a person who can forgive you.

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    Kate Hudson’s entire career exists because people who fall in love sometimes tell lies about where they work.

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    He’s been to rehab, which is a travesty; you can tell by his smug face that he’s not capable of genuine addiction.

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    It’s like the kitchen in that movie where evil rich Michael Douglas tries to have Gwyneth Paltrow murdered because she falls for a poor artist. Everything is stainless steel or marble and the island in the center is the size of a small car. I can’t remember if the poor guy gets Gwyneth in the end of the movie and it feels like it matters a lot right now.

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    Happiness is believing that you’re gonna be happy. It’s hope.

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    You ooze joy and she is an open wound, shrill and wan, unfucked and unloved.

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