238 Quotes by Caroline Kepnes

Whoever said running in the morning gives you energy never had a day job that involves customer service.

And there is nothing more terrifying than realizing the one who knows you best loves you least.

He laughs and hugs me and says that I shouldn’t believe anyone who tells me it’s gonna get better. “Ride the wave,” he says. “Don’t wait for it. Don’t fear it. Just ride it.

If Van Gogh were walking around, everyone would run away because he had no ear, but if he was holding his paintings they would be nice to him. She’s holding her paintings and she’s good at it.

Captain Dave is a salt-and-pepper guy who looks older than forty-six. He doesn’t have kids of his own. Some people are born to be uncles and Captain Dave is that kind of people. He’s also a recovering alcoholic who’s obsessed with what everyone else is drinking at all times. Life is hard for some people.

Don’t make a baby if you’re not capable of unconditional love.

She cackles and her accent is so thick that I feel bad for the words coming out of her mouth.

Love is kind, love is patient but also, mainly, above all – yes – Love is perverted.

I bet he got picked on but what they don’t tell you about bullying is that sometimes, the kid deserves it.