238 Quotes by Caroline Kepnes

Also, you're not bangable, Beck. You're beautiful. There's a difference.

...that guy came here to confess.""Are you a priest?""No, I am a church!

...I get home and there's a box on my front porch. My serotonin surges and Jeff Bezos is a rich man because he knows how much we all just love to get a present, even if it's a present we bought for ourselves.

What a shame to be so angered by what you don't have that you treat what you do have like it's nothing.

Dear Beck, It's not your fault you were born on an island. Of course you identify as an island. But, dear girl, you're not an island. Be populated. Be welcoming to love. Love, Beck.

And I will never again underestimate the power of anticipation. There is no better boost in the present than an invitation into the future.

You're lucky to get your heart broke. That just means you have a heart.

I need help--Hey Siri, how do you kill love?--but who am I kidding? She doesn't know. No one knows. I have to figure it out myself, alone...

You did that, Love. You sent me away, Love.’‘And you left,’ she says. ‘Do you even care what it’s been like for me?