238 Quotes by Caroline Kepnes

You are a monster, deathly, solipsistic to the bone and you’re blasphemous because all you want is You

The problem with books is that they end. They seduce you.[…]You turn the page and there is nothing.

I don't feel sorry for myself, Beck. Lots of people have shitty parents and roaches in the cabinets and stale, raw Pop-Tarts for dinner and a TV that barely works and a dad who doesn't care when his son doesn't come home during a national disaster. The thing is, I'm lucky. I had the bookstore.

In the cage, you feel loved, not trapped. Just like me.

I fold my hands under my head and tell the books all about you. They listen, Beck. I know it sounds crazy, but they do.

I will look beyond the injustice of her getting a bed in a hospital. She only gets to stay because her dad is on the board of the hospital. And it's not fair to think of all the genuinely sick people turned away. But nothing is fair.

He nods, pleased, because writers don't want to write. They just want to be right about every stupid fucking thing in the world.

That's the problem with this never-ending centipede of lemmings, Beck. You know they're all pussies, each and every one of 'em. They buy these books to get scared because their lives are too easy. How pathetic is that?

The iPhone killed romance and turned us all into lazy, nasty stalkers...